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As we approach the holiday season, don’t forget the reason for the season... The Lord And Taylor window geese! Taken from us too soon. #bringbackthegeesebitch #setmygeesesfree #letmypeoplego #itsnotchristmassansgeese #neverforget #fankowskis

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Sometimes we make a mistake. Sometimes we choose the wrong outfit. They key is to do it with confidence. #doitwithconfidencebitch #imconfidentthesepantsarepantyhose #canyouseemycashandprizesthroughthis #ivemadeamistake #itsabitchillyanditchy #nailedit #fankowskis

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Me circa 1984. About to serve some tea. #checkoutthosepigtailsbitch #circa1984 #notsince1984 #teaspiller #savage #fankowskis

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Don’t forget to vote today and don’t forget to pick up a couple of my vintage Leon For President Barbies. Please, take them. I have a closet full. #govotebitch #buymybarbiebitch #vintagebarbiesareworthmoney #sellheronebay #shemakesagreatstockingstuffer #lookatthatpowersuit #youknowyouwantatleasttwoorthree #12.99apiece #fankowskis

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I only pose with the most beautiful and the most talented. #thatmeansmebitch #onlyroomforone #oneandonly #onesingularsensation #one #uno #eins #jeden #cutetrio #fankowskis

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Picture it. Being so famous you can’t get in an elevator without being photographed. #imfamousbitch #mylife #mystruggle #mydaily #myelevatorchallenge #fame #thefamemonster #fankowskis

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Lyft driver didn’t agree with my back seat driving and abandoned me at a creepy clown murder house. One star. #yougetonestarbitch #andnotip #imcallinguber #creepyclownmurderhouse #youroutfitistackyaf #bitchassclown #fankowskis

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Is this the only box of swatch cards? You don’t have any more green plaids? #thisisitbitch #ididnotcometotheendofthebluelineforthis #ineedgreenplaids #hello #helpasister #alsostoplurkingabout #noswatchnosale #fankowskis

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Fankowskis is sponsored by Von Dutch and Wetzel’s Pretzels. Support your girl and treat yoself to some trucker hats and jalapeño bites today! #imsponsoredbitch #ineedallthebedazzledminiskirts #bringmesixtruckerhatsandeighttinybags #ineedthepizzapretzelnext #andthecinnamon #imonanallcarbdiet #iwontfeelshameaboutthemallpretzels #fankowskis

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If I have to work on a Saturday, then I’m going to do it my way. Sensible wig and feathers all damn day. #itsmywaybitch #mywayorthewrongway #wigslayer #workwear #saturdaystyle #saturdayswag #slaying #slayqueens #fankowskis

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Don’t pay any attention to me. I’ll just be over being casual af. I hate to be the center of attention. #casualafbitch #lookaway #pleasedontdrawattentiontome #imjustlikeallofyou #oneofthelittlepeople #justasimplegirl #fankowskis

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