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ally_trout. Recently @tombilyeu posted that he wished physical exercise wasn’t so

Recently @tombilyeu posted that he wished physical exercise wasn’t so effective because he really dislikes it. And I commented that maybe he doesn’t like exercise because he hasn’t found the RIGHT exercise yet. ⠀ One reason I didn’t workout consistently until 39 was because I thought exercise meant a treadmill and treadmills are boring to me. Or it meant lifting weights and I felt too insecure to be in the weight room. Boot camps zapped all my energy and made me feel sick. I even tried yoga a few times but it was really dull. Maybe it was the teacher maybe it was me. But I took a chance on a 25m strength training video (@21dayfix) and eventually learned to lift weights. I took up yoga but clearly don’t limit myself to down dogs and warrior 1s. I do this kind of weird stuff above. Do they even teach headstand to pincha transitions in yoga classes? I doubt it. But I do it and it’s fun. I MAKE FITNESS FUN BECAUSE LIFE NEEDS TO BE FUN IT IS HARD ENOUGH AS IT IS WITH JOBS AND KIDS AND THE OFFICE BEING PULLED FROM NETFLIX. ⠀ Have you found your perfect program yet? How many things did you try before you found it? Or are you still looking?

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Never settle for less than being with someone who looks at you like @korytokar looks at me or with someone who writes love letters like the sweet, innocent note my 12yo daughter got yesterday. It’s posted in my stories (now highlights) and is guaranteed to make you smile. ⠀ 📸 : @ojodemostro

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ally_trout. A headstand on a @lullbed is certainly more difficult than one on the

A headstand on a @lullbed is certainly more difficult than one on the ground but it’s way easier than one on a swaying boat, hot asphalt, a grainy deck, a paddleboard, a perilous cliff 400ft above the Pacific, and a stump. It’s sad I know this. ⠀ ⠀ Get $150 off at lull.com/allyt #ad #getyourlullon.

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ally_trout. Yesterday I checked an 11th grade metric conversion worksheet with a c

Yesterday I checked an 11th grade metric conversion worksheet with a cherry scented marker leftover from my kindergarten teaching days. A junior girl said, “MRS. TROUT YOU ARE SOOO EXTRA. Please don’t ever stop being extra.” ⠀ Not gonna be a problem. ⠀ #dancingcamel, quite possibly the most extra yoga flow on the planet.

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ally_trout. I made it through my first day teaching high schoolers. Today we went

I made it through my first day teaching high schoolers. Today we went over the class syllabus plus rules and routines, tomorrow and Thursday we learn about atoms, and Friday I’m going to teach them how to brand themselves on the Internet.

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I’ve been answering a lot of questions in my stories today about why I get up at 3:30 am, what workout program I do, and how I got started with yoga/inversions. They will start disappearing in a few hours SO DON’T DELAY! but I’ve created a saved highlight called “My Day” so you can totally delay and look at it later. And I know “My Day” is a not very clever title. It’s been a long day for me. I’ll be teaching high school kids starting tomorrow. Please send your thoughts and prayers and an explanation of Tik Tok. I‘m just...confused. Thanks for the hand @korytokar

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GAHHH Y’ALL THAT LIFT IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I’VE SEEN!! ⠀ I’m so excited about this breakthrough. I’ve ALWAYS had to do a little hop in order to #straddlepress because my leg muscles weren’t able to lift me from the floor (see second slide, which was filmed 3 months ago) but this week I CAN LIFT! FROM THE FLOOR! OMG IT ONLY TOOK 3.5 YEARS. ⠀ Let me tell you what’s working lately: strength training my stick legs and practicing these presses every day. All of the presses: #splitpress #pikepress #puppypress and #straddlepress. I just don’t see gains unless I practice something every day. But it’s fun. Especially since I listen to @bigboi while I’m doing it. He is making my life complete this week. See stories for my latest song obsession.

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If you’ve seen my stories lately you know I’m working on my #pikepress. I’ve made some gains but pressing from the floor is not happening. So I use my @yogabody #WonderWheel to give me a little lift. If you try this trick, let me know how it goes. 🙌 ⠀ ⠀ Use code ALLYTROUT for a discount to get your own. #sponsored #yogafit #yogamom #yogabody #yogawheel #headstand

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ally_trout. Turns out the racquetball court is also useful for playing racquetball

Turns out the racquetball court is also useful for playing racquetball. And according to @korytokar, I don’t run around the court I PRANCE. So I made a video of me PRANCING around the court. And also of him NOT hitting a ball between his legs no matter how many times he tried. But his ball did hit me on the behind so there is that.

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ally_trout. A little janky-shoulder transformation and by little I mean it’s total

A little janky-shoulder transformation and by little I mean it’s totally worth a like and honestly a comment too but time is money I get it. I learned this nifty little trick from @susanbishopyoga and somehow, someway, pushing up against that wall helps open those shoulders. Try it out and report back. I care. ⠀ In other news I was able to complete my workout this morning without having to be someone’s photographer or girlfriend WHAT THE HELL AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH ANYMORE?

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Some guy hit on me at the gym today. Actually “guy” is being generous. He was a kid. Like 20. Jesus I hope he was at least 20. Let’s say he’s 20 but to me he looked 12. ⠀ He interrupted me in the weight room as I was resting between sets and asked IN FRONT OF A BUNCH OF GUYS LIFTING WEIGHTS if I would take pics of him shooting hoops at the indoor court for his girlfriend. ⠀ So he’s shooting hoops and I’m snapping pics and he’s doing layups and I’m snapping pics and he’s shooting 3-pointers and I’m still snapping pics OH HELL now he’s got two basketballs and he’s dribbling them between his legs and spinning around like he’s a damn Globetrotter and then I realize this has gone on entirely too long and I‘m like OK I GOT SOME and he says, now how do I send them to my girlfriend *WINK*. ⠀ Dude I’m just here to do abs okkkkk. ⠀ 📸 : @ojodemostro in playadelcarmen

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#ad / Last month I posted about being a #teamipartner and drinking @teamiblends Skinny Tea and I still feel the same way: it’s a great tea. But a few of you had questions I hope to answer! ⠀ The Skinny Tea is an energy and metabolism-boosting tea, kinda like Earl Grey or Lipton black tea. Sometimes I drink it instead of coffee, and I love the extra little boost it gives me without that annoying coffee crash. This tea is not a meal replacement or detox or a claim to do anything crazy. It’s simply a tea that’s enjoyable to drink, and WAY healthier than energy drinks. It gives me sustainable energy that lasts all day and I even had it approved by my doctor @kylemeyernd for my IBS-D. Plus, I feel totally comfortable drinking it around my daughter, who always wants to try what I’m eating and drinking. ⠀ If you’d like to try this delightful tea, use code ALLYTROUT for 20% off. Let me know what you think!

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ally_trout. This is my third time EVER bench pressing. First time I barely got 7 r

This is my third time EVER bench pressing. First time I barely got 7 reps but today I did 10. I think it’s because the camera was on and I wanted to show out but whatever 3 more reps is a big deal for these stick arms. I think next week I’ll add some weights on and lower the reps. Make it look like I’m actually doing something and not just lifting one of those large pencils you get at Six Flags. ⠀ Also I’ve been doing the @kelseywells #PWR program and it’s stellar. The app has some weird quirks I wish they would fix but the program itself is 👌. Easy to follow and I’m sore after every workout. Highly recommend and worth the $20/m. Are you joining their 30-day #sweatnation fitness challenge? I’m starting on #PWRweek6. Let me know! ⠀ ⠀ #kelseywellsPWR #kelseywells #kayla_itsines #benchpress #sweatapp

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Oh I forgot to tell you. After thoughtful consideration, I have replaced Jesus. Jesus the Banana Plant is now Jesus the Portapotty.

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We drove to Orlando today so I had just enough time this morning to do a halfass workout and try out the Yogi See Yogi Do pose, picked out by @bethanysmithyoga and inspired by @asanavanessa. Both of those gals have way more flexibility than me so I chose to do the modified version @eileendelatorre did. Totally accessible if you have #hussyhips WHICH I DO.

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ally_trout. As documented in my stories today, I still can’t pike press in bound h

As documented in my stories today, I still can’t pike press in bound headstand but I CAN in tripod so why not #zombiepress to make things interesting. And by interesting I mean dirty. My things are dirty now. @d_pain. ⠀ Start yoga advice at ally trout.com (link in bio) ⠀ #zombiepressheadstand #headstand #pikelegs #pikepress 12n

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ally_trout. Things are finally happening. I got a fancy new bed, a fancy new @lull

Things are finally happening. I got a fancy new bed, a fancy new @lullbed mattress, my hair looks fabulous, and I did a split without having to warm up. KILLIN IT. ⠀ Get $150 off with Lull’s “Best Mattress Award” Sale at lull.com/ally #ad #getyourlullon.

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This is my best friend @jamiegriffinthompson and in a few days we are meeting at Disney for our annual #TroutDisneyRomp. This is our yearly trip where we try to see all the other stuff Disney has to offer besides the 4 main parks. ⠀ Now this is my 36th trip to Disney and you’d think I had done it all, but I’m always able to try new things. But this year I’m struggling for ideas. What’s your favorite thing to do at Disney that is not at a park? ⠀ We like to smuggle out fancy paper napkins from the #californiagrill in our shirts and do a #penistowerheadstand or two. Now tell me your favorite non-park activities. I need some ideas! ⠀ ⠀ Throwback to last year at #typhoonlagoon my favorite #waltdisneyworld water park! #disneyparks #disneystyle #disneycharacter #fitover40

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In my stories I’ve been chatting about my inversion progress and how it’s so hard to know how long it will take to get good. But after some fancy calculating this morning, I have finally figured it out and I want to share the equation with you. You need a paper and pencil. Pick a pose and write down how many weeks you think it’ll take to master it. Multiply that number by 5. Subtract 2 for sickness. Add 1 for that week you found a new flavor of Red Bull. Now change the word weeks to years, fold your paper up 8 times, and light it on fire in the sink. I hope that helps. ⠀ ⠀ More useful yoga tips at allytrout.com (link in bio) and hashtag #allytroutstartyoga #pincha #fitover40 #pinchamayurasana #yogaprogress #myyogajourney

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ally_trout. Omgggggg I am living my best life right now. Moving to this bigger tow

Omgggggg I am living my best life right now. Moving to this bigger town has been the best thing to happen to me in years. It’s rejuvenated my spirit and I’m excited for life. I love so many things about it. My new gym. Our new house. That @korytokar can come home for lunch and is home before dinner. That I can order Papa Johns Pizza from my phone and they will deliver it. To my front door. The driver said hey! Y’ALL I CAN NOT DEAL. ⠀ Jumping into resolutionhandstand2019 teapotlegs because all this enthusiasm for my new life has sparked my interest in handstands again and I know I still suck at them but idc because I live 3 minutes from a movie theater now. ⠀ Hosts: @susanbishopyoga @beahappyamy @seacoralyoga @leighyogipilot @bluesuntara

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Happy 4th! Once again I am thankful to live in a country that gives me the legal right to force my family into recording yoga videos for Instagram. Well maybe the law isn’t behind me but guilt certainly is and I’m pretty good at pouting.

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ally_trout. I’m not saying this is our new selfie spot but he was so distracted sh

I’m not saying this is our new selfie spot but he was so distracted shooting hoops that he didn’t notice I spent 15 minutes taking pictures. Distract, ladies! That’s how we get new clothes and Botox.

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